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Vampires Suck
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This movie is about an apprehensive teenager who is caught between two different supernatural beings that wants to have her. She encounters series of dramas with her friends.
Genre:
Comedy
Actors:
Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Diedrich Bader, Chris Riggi, Ken Jeong, Anneliese van der Pol, David DeLuise, Kelsey Ford, Dave Foley, Jeff Witzke, Crista Flanagan, ...»
Country:
United States
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Played by:
Jenn Proske
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Matt Lanter
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Diedrich Bader
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Chris Riggi
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Ken Jeong
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Anneliese van der Pol
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David DeLuise
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Crista Flanagan
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Nick Eversman
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Jun Hee Lee
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Arielle Kebbel
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Charlie Weber
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Dana Seltzer
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Krystal Mayo
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Ryan Glorioso
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Matthew Warzel
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Parker Dash
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Critics Of "Vampires Suck"
Film Threat
June 03, 2013 I know comedy is subjective, so grant me that Vampires Suck just did not make me laugh. It probably doesn't help that, as a spoof on the Twilight franchise, it's making fun of movies I also don't enjoy.
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Tulsa World
July 25, 2014 With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, (surely no other critic in the world will be this clever) SUCK!
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7M Pictures
January 06, 2014 For the most part, the jokes are mildly relevant at least
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New York Daily News
June 03, 2013 All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.
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Los Angeles Times
August 19, 2010 Plenty of gags fall flat, but writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... have tapped the vein more effectively than their norm, with enjoyable details and on-the-mark senseless brutality.
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Observer (UK)
July 25, 2014 A witless, slavish pastiche of the series of romantic dramas based on Stephenie Meyer's Twilight novels. It is a knowing film that knows nothing about comedy.
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Time Out
October 13, 2010 A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable.
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Newsday
June 03, 2013 It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.
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PopMatters
July 25, 2014 Vampires Suck, and films like it, not only fail to parody elements of contemporary society, they barely spoof the genre they are trying to mock.
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Winnipeg Free Press
July 25, 2014 It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over.
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