Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger, Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread...Show more »
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread in the other] 50 more pounds, and I'm homeward-bound!
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
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Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
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Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
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Klinger : It's spring, sir.
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Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
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Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
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Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
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Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
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Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread...Show more »
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread in the other] 50 more pounds, and I'm homeward-bound!
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread...Show more »
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread in the other] 50 more pounds, and I'm homeward-bound!
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread...Show more »
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread in the other] 50 more pounds, and I'm homeward-bound!
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread...Show more »
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread in the other] 50 more pounds, and I'm homeward-bound!
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread...Show more »
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread in the other] 50 more pounds, and I'm homeward-bound!
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread...Show more »
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread in the other] 50 more pounds, and I'm homeward-bound!
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread...Show more »
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread in the other] 50 more pounds, and I'm homeward-bound!
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread...Show more »
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread in the other] 50 more pounds, and I'm homeward-bound!
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread...Show more »
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread in the other] 50 more pounds, and I'm homeward-bound!
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread...Show more »
Klinger : [Klinger enters Potter's office with a giant salami in one hand, and a giant loaf of bread in the other] 50 more pounds, and I'm homeward-bound!
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Col. Potter : You're going to *eat* you way to a discharge?
Klinger : I call it "Food for Freedom"!
Col. Potter : I call it "Suicide by Salami"!
Klinger : I'll take my chances!
Col. Potter : Okay, when you can't get through that door, come see me.
Klinger : I'll be wearing a size 30, sir.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Charles : I do not need the wisdom ...Show more »
Klinger : Sir, I've had a lot of experience in these matters.
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
Show less «
Charles : I do not need the wisdom of your experience. I am not selling watches from the trunk of a car.
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Annabelle: Creation
IMDb: 7
2017
109 min
Country: United States
Genre: Thriller, Horror, Mystery
Twelve years after the tragic death of their little girl, a dollmaker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into ...
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